I’ve been listening to the Pardes from Jerusalem podcasts by Rabbi Meir Schweiger and so far they have been wonderful. If you need a serious Hebrew Bible/Old Testament commentary fix, this is a great source.

This morning I listened to a fascinating podcast about the story of Dinah (Jacob’s daughter) in the Bible. It’s a tragic story in many ways - but the level of analysis that was given in the podcast was wonderful. It was a podcast (dated 12/7/06) dealing with a weekly Torah portion referred to as “VaYishlach.”

The podcasts are in English - but there is some Hebrew Bible terminology that is used. However, I think those who haven’t studied Hebrew would still get a lot from what is being said in these podcasts.

Adam Greenwood provided a link over at the Times and Seasons Notes From all Over section (see the right sidebar) that was really good for a laugh. You can go to the source or just read the text of it here:

CHRISTIANITY: Islam! So help me, you’re going to accept secular democracy like a responsible and mature theological tradition!

ISLAM: No way, man! I don’t wanna grow up to be like you. I’m gonna be true to myself and keep executing infidels and sinners as much as I want.

CHRISTIANITY: Oh, please. I was launching crusades and running inquisitions while you were still in diapers. Believe me, it’s gets old fast. You need to do the smart thing and accept a humanist approach to…

ISLAM: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I’m going to my room. A jihad on all of you! [runs upstairs to bedroom]

CHRISTIANITY: (sighing) Sweet Jesus. Was I really that obnoxious when I was that age?

JUDAISM: Believe me. You were.

[Meanwhile, at the retirement home...]

ZOROASTRIANISM: (talking to no one) Hello? Is anyone there? Does anyone care what I think?