Islam Gets Sent To Its Room
Adam Greenwood provided a link over at the Times and Seasons Notes From all Over section (see the right sidebar) that was really good for a laugh. You can go to the source or just read the text of it here:
CHRISTIANITY: Islam! So help me, you’re going to accept secular democracy like a responsible and mature theological tradition!
ISLAM: No way, man! I don’t wanna grow up to be like you. I’m gonna be true to myself and keep executing infidels and sinners as much as I want.
CHRISTIANITY: Oh, please. I was launching crusades and running inquisitions while you were still in diapers. Believe me, it’s gets old fast. You need to do the smart thing and accept a humanist approach to…
ISLAM: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I’m going to my room. A jihad on all of you! [runs upstairs to bedroom]
CHRISTIANITY: (sighing) Sweet Jesus. Was I really that obnoxious when I was that age?
JUDAISM: Believe me. You were.
[Meanwhile, at the retirement home...]
ZOROASTRIANISM: (talking to no one) Hello? Is anyone there? Does anyone care what I think?
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This was great! I got a good chuckle from it.
This reminds me a little of Thomas Friedman’s stich about the Islamic view of itself as being the most advanced religion (God, version 3.0), v Christianity and Judaism ((versions 2.0 and 1.0), and therefore being very upset that Muslims and their nations are not in the ascendancy (militarily, politically, economically, culturally) that should rightly accompany their religious superiority.